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The Moment You've All Been Waiting For!
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TheLegend
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 12:32 am    Post subject: The Moment You've All Been Waiting For! Reply with quote

And by you all, I mean all of you who weren't planning on winning any awards, the rest of you have dreaded this day for months.

That's right. I'm back bitches. And I'm fully prepared to put together the most prolific 1-month assault on the record books that OPB has ever seen!

Bring your tape measures and video cameras cuz you're not gonna wanna miss this (unless you have the misfortune of not being on my team...)!!!

I'll see all you runner-ups to be this sunday.

p.s. Is it possible for a former MVP to win MIP?
p.p.s. What about multiple gold gloves?
p.p.p.s To clerify, I don't mean an IFGG and an OFGG, I mean like, 2 IFGGs and an OFGG.
p.p.p.p.s Or possibly even 3 and 2. That's just how prolific this comeback is going to be.
p.p.p.p.p.s And no, I don't care whether or not I can spell prolific!

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 8:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bummed I won't be there to see all these records broken. I pulled an oblique muscle or something today while wrestling with our bloody Christmas tree.

No, wait, I mean I need to ice my balls all day, after I fucked all of your mothers twice each over the Thanksgiving period. Yeah.

Ken's Mom three times.


Only because she begged so piteously.
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TheLegend
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 8:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just cuz she asked "is it in yet?" 3 times doesn't mean you fucked her three times.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 9:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Best attempt to save face that I've ever seen, Paul. Kudos.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

it appears that this comeback of mine wasn't in the cards...

I guess i'll just have to crush your dreams next season Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 10:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

One more chance at least next Dec 17th. That's assuming we don't hook it up on the 24th or 31st. Right now the MVP for Season 4 looks like Dan R., Nick W's, or maybe the defending MVP's.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 11:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

God, after playing this long, I would hope to win that damned thing!
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have to admit, in a very humble way, if the stats stay as they are, I would feel very weird not winning it. No offense to anyone else but I don't think I could be convinced that I lost for legitimate reasons. The stats speak for themselves.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Er, that wasn't humble at all.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was trying to be funny while doing what this particular part of the forum is titled.

Would the Queen object to such insolence?
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No doubt she would she would say "off with his head!" or something equally tyrannical.

Then probably she would ask if the internet can be described as being like "a series of tubes".

Back to topic: Ken is a punk-ass bitch.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blancito21 wrote:
I was trying to be funny while doing what this particular part of the forum is titled.

Would the Queen object to such insolence?


I was just looking at the stats, and must agree with the point, though.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

retep wrote:
Blancito21 wrote:
I was trying to be funny while doing what this particular part of the forum is titled.

Would the Queen object to such insolence?


I was just looking at the stats, and must agree with the point, though.


Lobby for me you political giant, lobby!!!!

Rivera in '06!!!!

Thanks Pete.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My campaign winning percentage is quite higher than my batting average: so, you got the right help!
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey guys, sorry you haven't received ballots yet. There's been a bunch of shit goin' on, not the least of which is Nick being sick, tossin' up buckets of nasty stuff. So you may have to wait until 2nd week of January to get ballots (when we all get back in town from holidays). The ballot deadline will be extended due to this. Stay posted.

On that note, there will be no game on Xmas Eve or on New Years Eve. Season 5 will commence Sunday January 7th.
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